AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face Kramer walks back into the fridge to avoid him and falls to the ground) I've heard about you. It was written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and was directed by Tom Cherones. See when people like you die, the widows they bring in their wardrobes, they make a bundle. Morty is pointing at a painting while talking to Elaine then takes off his glasses. Seinfeld Bloopers. First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I'm getting a little uh backed up. (Kramer goes to turn the door nob and falls straight to the floor slipping off the nob, then continues to try to open the door with no one really watching; He then uses his coat to get a grip and then smiles and exits). ELAINE: (putting on lipstick) Sorry pal, wish I could help you out. FRANK: (looking from the room; you can see him through the glass) Where the hell are my clothes? (Jerry smilies) Eh you know Alec wants me to take him over there so I figure as long as they're going (claps). It's a moulage of fish, an meat with rice. GEORGE: Well um, what about tomorrow night? ESTELLE: You think they're coming tonight? DORIS: Tell him to come down here and get his own packages. JERRY: You'll see. Well, not a hero exactly, but the show is named after him, and the Seinfeld sitcom formula is mainly interested in Jerry’s arc throughout the episode. I used to be in raincoats. KRAMER: Oh hey guess what. GEORGE: (hurriedly leaves Rudy's) They had plans, They had plans! FRANK: What are you trying to set my mouth on fire? Well you know Morty likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants. I have actually said to people 'Hey the handshake is over!.' Isn't he nice? If they don't come tonight they might not see us. GEORGE: Ya it used to be right in the middle of single Jeopardy and now they do it right after single Jeopardy. AARON: Well, they were in from out of town, I thought they would enjoy it. Did you see the mug on that kid? NURSE: Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. Read more posts by this author. (Looks down yells) AH! (George puts his arms out and imitates Estelle as she moves her arms up and down as she speaks) I want to know what we did them! AARON: I was able to finagle two more tickets to "My Fair Lady" and I thought why not ask Morty and Helen. RACHEL: (going out the door) It's night meeting you. (Rudy has a gasoline bottle and is burning some clothes), 22 Sep 2003 – MORTY: I'm still going to Paris. Others, breadmaking. GEORGE: Could you make it two-twenty-five that was his hi-game in bowling. (Frank leaves the kitchen and moves into the living room). JERRY: (in a hurry) Ya how you gonna get all this done in time? Even those the The Raincoats (Part 1) script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Raincoats (Part 1) transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. (George and Estelle move their way into the living room), FRANK: Let's forget about it. They were busy. It aired on February 5, 1992. "Seinfeld" The Raincoats (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Jerry is the hero. GEORGE: Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. You know we're leaving at three o'clock. HELEN: Jerry we don't care much for the Costanzas'. ELAINE: Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this? JACK: You know I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down. (Joanne goes to leave; Aaron enters) Hi Aaron. GEORGE: Ok uh, I guess I'll tell them that. KRAMER: Hey, George what are you doing here? Two for twenty-five dollars. You don't get corned beef like that anymore. GEORGE: Anyway it's kind of a fluke thing but uh I'll be leaving for Paris in two days. (pause) Boy, I had no idea you felt this way about the Costanzas'. MORTY: Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings? My father took great pride in his appearance, he was a very handsome man, a casanova really. I jiggled it. Episode 82  - The Raincoats (Part 1)pc: 519, season 5, episode 18 Broadcast date: April 28 1994NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. It was written by Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and was directed by Tom Cherones. Jan 1, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Raincoats) 5", followed by 597 people on Pinterest. ALEC: Ya, we've been trying to reunite Joey with his father who lives in Paris. I mean nobody would paint like that if they could see. ALEC: Ya, we've been trying to reunite Joey with his father who lives in Paris. GEORGE: The attic? (laughs) He was convinced Monet was near sighted. AARON: (walking over to Elaine and getting into her face) Elaine what do you say? KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. How would you like a behind the scenes tour? HELEN: I told you it was good. The key doesn't work. You could examine the art work up close. JACK: Morty, listen I can't get into the garage. KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had fifty in mint condition, would you be interested? HELEN: I told you it was good. JACK: Get the hell outta here with your nob. JERRY: (stopping them) We better not. It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. GEORGE: Uh, I'm just selling some of Dad's things, (looking into Kramer's eyes) that's what he would have wanted. GEORGE: Hey could you do one other thing for me? JERRY: Ya, or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you could get some there. I got a big deal cooking here. ALEC: George, you have no idea how fantastic this is. JERRY: (watching the whole conversation from his desk) What plans? AARON: You know (to Morty) I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. You know we're leaving at three o'clock. JERRY: So you thought as long as they're mailing postcards, it wouldn't be too much to ask my parents to drag a child who they've never seen, through the streets of Paris? GEORGE: So what's the deal they don't want to have dinner with my parents? Too long, too weak, sometimes they give you the three-quarter handshake just the fingers, early release, late release, sometimes people will dispute your release, you let go there're hangin' on. ELAINE: You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld. FRANK: Of course they're coming, they're leaving soon. Figure that one out. GEORGE: I don't know what the reason could be. It aired on January 19, 1995. 5:59. MORTY: You don't say? (Jerry shakes his head) Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents. You give me twenty-five percent I-I'll take care of everything. JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. What do you gotta use all the pepper for? This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. JERRY: Maybe I'll try and catch up with you. How would you like a behind the scenes tour? MORTY: I'll call Jack Klompus, he's got a key to the garage. See when people like you die, the widows they bring in their wardrobes, they make a bundle. (chuckling) Is that a coincidence? Morty is pointing at a painting while talking to Elaine then takes off his glasses. NURSE: We didn't forget. Transcribed by: Juha Auvinen . Too long, too weak, sometimes they give you the three-quarter handshake just the fingers, early release, late release, sometimes people will dispute your release, you let go there're hangin' on. (Elaine at her desk; Joanna standing near the door). 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – MORTY: (looking around) This is some office. At the restaurant we see (from left to right) Morty, Elaine, Helen and Aaron. GEORGE: Is there something wrong with my parents? Are you there?! It's a used clothing store. KRAMER: Yea we worked it out all over dinner last night. ELAINE: Oh, that is soo nice (very elaborate nice) Aaron. Hey I'll call him right now. GEORGE: Because my parents happen to be two pretty wonderful people. It is a two-part episode with The Raincoats, Part 2. MORTY: They'll be here first thing Thursday morning. ESTELLE: Well they better come, I got all this Payaya. KRAMER: So how'd you come up with the idea for the belt-less trench coat? NBC ... Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. GEORGE: (pondering) Yes I suppose they do. MORTY: Say those are some nice pants. Two for twenty-five dollars. Jerry Seinfeld's friend. 5 yıl önce | 144 views. Trivia Quiz - The Raincoats Category: 'Seinfeld' - Season 5 Quiz #223,377. (getting into Jerry's face) How about you Jerry? nothing. If they don't come tonight they might not see us. It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. HELEN: Thursday morning? uumm Like I said uh you'll be getting a postcard uh in a few days and again I'm sorry. GEORGE: Ok, fine. What do you gotta use all the pepper for? MORTY: They'll be here first thing Thursday morning. MORTY: Uh we'll drive around for a while. GEORGE: Really? First the matin�e where we see (from left to right) Helen, Morty, Elaine and Aaron. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. (Doris sighs) You think you're gonna sell those old crappy raincoats? MORTY: (noticing Kramer's coat) Look at that, Helen do you see what he's wearing? In "The Raincoats", Jerry and his girlfriend get caught making out while allegedly watching Schindler's List (1993), which is supposed to be thinly veiled reference to Steven Spielberg's dependence on Seinfeld humor while directing his extremely depressing opus. JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. JERRY: U-oh come on up. He can send them overnight delivery. You know my mother made all this Payaya. So when you get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop 'em in any mailbox. JERRY: Oh (laughing) Elaine really? They were in the attic. MORTY: Just do it first thing tomorrow. GEORGE: An apartment complex, the uh the Eiffel Towers. MORTY: Just a second. Kramer and Morty team up to sell Morty's old belt-less trench coat "The Executive" to a vintage clothing store. They were busy. MORTY: You gotta pull on the nob as you turn it. AARON: Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir. How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld to goto the museum with you? JERRY: (acting like Joey) Wouldn't you like to pass the ketchup to someone like me? Morty opens a candy bar takes a bite then offers it to Elaine then Aaron who takes it as the scene changes to the Cafe 123. AARON: I was able to finagle two more tickets to "My Fair Lady" and I thought why not ask Morty and Helen. (snaps fingers) Jerry Seinfeld. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – JERRY: The belt-less trench coat. Please? GEORGE: Alright I happen to know what they did last night, they had dinner with Kramer. Rachel! (they make out some more; then stop) T-They're gonna be here any second. AARON: Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir. MORTY: We're going with a select charter group. JERRY: (sarcastically)Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. KRAMER: Hey, George what are you doing here? (Elaine and Aaron are heard laughing on the Intercom). … JERRY: Uh haha ya well uh I'm sorry too I'll call you later, ok bye (hangs phone up). ALEC: (walking over to Jerry and George's table) Hey guys. KRAMER: Cuz they're coming in from Florida as we speak. JERRY: This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson. I can't stand Velcro. HELEN: Why would they? Next George is seen getting ready to hop into a cab when Morty, Elaine, Aaron and Helen ride by in a horse drawn carriage (Handsome Cab) drinking champaign. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Then all I have to do is buy some post cards and have your parents mail them from Paris. KRAMER: Oh hey, Helen uh, Could I uh, use some more of your hand lotion? What's the square footage? Rachel! GEORGE: (pause) Alright if you think it's too much they don't have to mail the postcards. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. FRANK: (jumping to his feet) OK that's it! AARON: I love France, (moving over to Morty's face) I was just there last year. RACHEL: No no it's ok, I was just leaving anyway. GEORGE: (grabbing his jacket) Hey oo, I just remembered uh my parents really wanna have you guys over for dinner before you leave town. JERRY: Ah, I think he's probably better off. AARON: (getting up in Aaron's face) Hey Joanne. They were busy with their (doing a little dance to make the plans seem all that important) big plans! MORTY: My idiot son could open that garage door. (sits down in his chair). 1 min read, gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen), gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Sandy Baron (Klompus) Jerry's parents are staying with him while they, See all 179 posts GEORGE: Your parents are going to Paris right? JOEY: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother.. ALEC: (grabs Joey to stop him) Ya alright Joey that's enough, let's go (walking over to the counter) See ya. (hangs up the phone very disappointed). (They both run their hands through their hair), MORTY: (from outside the door; singing) I could have danced all night (entering with Helen) I could have danced all night and still have. AARON: And that Morty, I'll tell ya that guy is full of life. Written by halo1k Plot Summary | Add Synopsis I got the place to myself for a few hours! JOANNE: You are one lucky girl. ESTELLE: You think they're coming tonight? HELEN: I guarantee you Doris is not letting him mail those boxes. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. GEORGE: What could I do? I kept telling him. What happened to that deli? He knows all these fantastic places. This will all be turning your way. ESTELLE: What am I supposed to do with all this Payaya? JERRY: Maybe he was just trying to be nice. (turns to Elaine and goes over to her) Hey, ELAINE: (already out from behind her desk goes to Aaron) Hi, (Morty gives Elaine a kiss; Elaine is in shock). I jiggled it for fifteen minutes. (getting into Jerry's face) How about you Jerry? I-I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away for. My father invented it. JERRY: (tucking in his shirt) Oh ya this is Rachel. I think she really connected to the way he painted children. (Estelle is already sitting next to George on the couch), GEORGE: (claps all happy) AH! I-I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away for. I'm kinda running the local chapter. 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